Ridiculous Bonus Answers

In my 2nd LT of the 2nd Qtr, my bonus questions were:

1) What does TPM stand for?
2) Who killed Qui-Gon Jinn?
3) Which planet did Qui-Gon find Anakin Skywalker?
4) Who is Anakin Skywalker’s mother?

The correct answers are: The Phantom Menace, Darth Maul, Tatooine and Shmi Skywalker. #2 and #3 are easy which many people got but #1 and #4 had hilarious guesses.

1)
Tatooine Podracing Match
Twin Pulse Mechanism
Temporary Planetary Method
Too Pretty, Mika (I wonder who wrote this…)
The Prime Minister
Taco Punching Monster
Time Portal Machine
Totally Papa Muscle
Totally Pangit Monster
The Pokemon Master
Trapezoidal Pyramid of Mother Earth (someone did not read the question properly)
Terra Pod Machine
Thai Pearl Mining
Terrible Poisonous Mayonnaise
The Prince Maince
The Pink Mouse
Top Police Man
The Paper Monster
To Planet Moron
The Panty Maker (c/o Joshua Suarez)
Total Proving Machine
The Padawan Master
The Pink Mama
The Planetary Model
The Phatom Monster
Tatooine Planet Military

4)
Anaqueen
Mommy
Mrs Skywalker
Mrs Darth Vader
Ana
Mama Skywalker
Lynda Skywalker (where did this come from)
Inanya Skywalker (because Anak-in must’ve have had Ina-nya)
Theresa (heh?)
Sam Skywalker (I wonder who wrote this)
Daena (double heh?)

I can’t wait to see what they’ll guess next.